I have an idea for a kids' cartoon. Not a well-rounded idea exactly, but I do have the title: "Blumpkin, the Grundle Taint." His sidekick is named Skeet S. Skeet, and they travel in an electric vehicle called The Shocker. They are the sworn enemies of a villainous and hypocritical ostrich, Censor Shipp, and his Standards & Practices henchmen. They defend themselves against Censor Shipp by inventing harmless euphemisms for disgusting bodily functions. This show will teach kids an important lesson: in modern America, you can get away with anything you want as long as you can say it in a way that nobody can criticize. It's like a free MBA degree, but with more jokes.
So would you watch this? Anyone? Hey, is this thing on? I know you're out there, I can hear you clicking the "back" button!