Friday, March 17, 2006

Taint Misbehavin'...

I have an idea for a kids' cartoon.  Not a well-rounded idea exactly, but I do have the title: "Blumpkin, the Grundle Taint."  His sidekick is named Skeet S. Skeet, and they travel in an electric vehicle called The Shocker.  They are the sworn enemies of a villainous and hypocritical ostrich, Censor Shipp, and his Standards & Practices henchmen.  They defend themselves against Censor Shipp by inventing harmless euphemisms for disgusting bodily functions.  This show will teach kids an important lesson: in modern America, you can get away with anything you want as long as you can say it in a way that nobody can criticize.  It's like a free MBA degree, but with more jokes.

So would you watch this?  Anyone?  Hey, is this thing on?  I know you're out there, I can hear you clicking the "back" button!

1 comment:

  1. How about in interstellar space cop named Kaptain Korvak who cruises the Milky Way in order to keep the space vacuum cleaner.

    On one of the episodes he meets a banker doing a commercial for champagne made from fermented deposit slips, they put on some earth shoes, walk to Las Vegas, hit megabucks and write the deposit slip which later becomes a vintage year magnum bottle sought after by Betty Thomas to celebrate the remake of Dr. Doolittle episode IV, the Bear with Gas.

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