If you're anything like me, your knuckles drag along the ground, you drool on your food, and your favorite word is "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA." But if you're a mite smarter than that, you probably find the collection of new knowledge and expertise to be an exciting and rewarding enterprise.
For those in the first group... a very warm gaaaaaaaaaaaaa, brothers and sisters!
For those of you in the latter group, however, behold: via Lifehacker comes news of a random WikiHow generator. Basically, all you have to do is go to the URL in the above link, and wha-la, blow-by-blow instructions for performing a task you would never think to ask about. Today I came across this, which pretty much blew my mind. If you do that every morning, first thing, imagine how smart you'll be after a couple months. Makes those Word Of The Day emails look like a bunch of crybaby shit. Yeah, CRYBABY SHIT. Go cry on your postprandial furbelow, quidnunc! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!