Bad news, America... the Weekly World News is shutting down operations. Probably because the internet does a much better job of providing weird stories, with the added benefit that the stories are real. When the only true story you run in almost 30 years is Bat Boy, you know you're in trouble.
Anyway, another publishing death we can blame on the internet. Stupid internet. I hate a inernet. Ef a dumb inernet is a dumb.