Today's Edition Of "If You Think YOUR Life Sucks..."

This guy has been hiccuping for five months.  The only cure is getting shitfaced, which doesn't cure it so much as distract him.  Poor bastard.  I hope he figures something out.  Or inspires a made-for-TV movie about his predicament that could fund a clinical study or three.  (Potential titles: "Don't Hold Your Breath," "Counting To Forever," and "House Of 1,000 Hiccups.")