Tuesday, January 22, 2008

Drainage



I have a fever, and the only prescription is...

DRAIIIIIIIIIIIINAGGGGGGGGGGE!

I cannot stop watching the last scene of There Will Be Blood. Once a day I'll be sitting here, minding my own business, when suddenly I'll think: "drainage." Then "drainage" becomes "DRAINAGE," "DRAINAGE" becomes "DRAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINAGGGGGGGGE," and I'm cracking up. What an insane ending. It just grows and grows and grows. It's set up shop in my brain like a tumor.

(Do not watch unless you wish to be moderately spoiled.)



IIIIIIIII AM THE THIRD REVELATION! IIIIIIIIII AM THE THIRD REVELATION! I TOLD YOU I WOULD EAT YOU!!!!!!!!!

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