Monday, February 11, 2008

They've Fixed A Huge Mistake

Hello, God? It's me, Jeff.

I don't ask for much. I expect a lot, sure, but I'll be damned if I'm going to ask for all that. I shouldn't have to! You can read minds, so you already know what I want. Yeah, like that. And that. See? Easy. Point is, I reserve questions for the things that are really important.

So with that in mind, here goes.

O God in Heaven... playing Scrabulous with Jesus and his pals in all their glory... please take a little time out of your busy schedule, pick up a phone, and MAKE THIS HAPPEN GODDAMMIT!!!

If you don't intervene, and this opportunity slips through your fingers... then God, you've made a huge mistake.


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