Guess what just arrived in the mail... the out-of-print Bruce Campbell vs. Army of Darkness: Boomstick Edition DVD, featuring both the S-Mart version and the extended/"apocalypse" version. Well hellooooooooo, Mr. FANCY PANTS!!!! As non-sequitur as it is, I'm kinda partial to the "notorious" S-Mart ending. You can't beat "hail to the king, baby." But on the other hand, more Army of Darkness means more of something good. Basically, I can't lose. I could blindly select one disc or the other, and remain entertained for an entire evening. That moment will have to wait until next week, but when it happens, ohhhhhhh boy.