(73) And the LORD said, "Blessed art thou
Who booketh Christina Aguilera
With special guest Nate Dogg."
(74) Thus came the masses to huddle forth
And pass amongst their numbers the loaves and fishes
And sheets of papyrus, upon which could be seen
The doings of Nazarene folk who sayeth one thing
And yet doeth things other.
(Please note that I did not use the common derogatory term for members of the UC. I don't want any antiquated religious slurs thrown back in my face if I ever move to Virginia and run for Senator.)