Wow. I had never read these lyrics before. "Take a piece of your pie and say bye / Or be honest and rub your thighs"??? Hey-ooooo! Not like that's shocking, but it's a lot more graphic than I remembered. So much for the downward spiral of raunch and morality on television and radio... things seem to be holding steady, if this is any indication. And if you can't rely on Gerardo, then who can you rely on?